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		<title>The Periodic Table</title>
		<link>http://elementopie.com/periodic-table-episodes</link>
		<description>Each week we gather a few hosts from the Element Opie network, and give them free rein to discuss whatever they want.  From religion to politics to sports to pop-culture, and everywhere in between- nothing is off limits.  We can't tell you what will happen around the Periodic Table, but we're pretty sure it'll be fun...or maybe like a train wreck you don't want to watch, but can't take your eyes off.</description>
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		<copyright>The Periodic Table by Element Opie Productions is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License.</copyright>
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		<itunes:summary>Each week we gather a few hosts from the Element Opie network, and give them free rein to discuss whatever they want.  From religion to politics to sports to pop-culture, and everywhere in between- nothing is off limits.  We can't tell you what will happen around the Periodic Table, but we're pretty sure it'll be fun...or maybe like a train wreck you don't want to watch, but can't take your eyes off.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:subtitle>Rampant anarchy... with style</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:author>Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible</itunes:author>
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		<itunes:name>Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible</itunes:name>
		<itunes:email>mark@thetightwadtech.com</itunes:email>
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		<itunes:category text="News &amp; Politics">
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								<title>Periodic Table #24 - She Probably Makes a Good Breakfast</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>This week, Mark Cockrell, Steve Cherubino and Corey Knapp come together to find that dumb criminals exist all over the world, unicycle riding is better naked, churches will sue you if you tick them off and you shouldn't live with arsonist!</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[ This week, Mark Cockrell, Steve Cherubino and Corey Knapp come together to find that dumb criminals exist all over the world, unicycle riding is better naked, churches will sue you if you tick them off and you shouldn't live with arsonist! ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>This week, Mark Cockrell, Steve Cherubino and Corey Knapp come together to find that dumb criminals exist all over the world, unicycle riding is better naked, churches will sue you if you tick them off and you shouldn't live with arsonist!</description>
								<link>http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/?p=episode&amp;name=2012-05-19_periodic_table_24__she_probably_makes_a_good_breakfast.mp3</link>
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								<itunes:duration>68:54</itunes:duration>
									<author>mark@thetightwadtech.com (Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible)</author>
									<itunes:author>Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible</itunes:author>
									<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
									<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 20:11:41 -0500</pubDate>
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								<title>Periodic Table #23 - It's Hard to Catch a Rooster!</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>This week, Mark Cockrell, and Aaron Butler enjoy a bevy of funny, thought-provoking, inspiring, enraging and just plain weird news stories from the last week.</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[ This week, Mark Cockrell, and Aaron Butler enjoy a bevy of funny, thought-provoking, inspiring, enraging and just plain weird news stories from the last week. ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>This week, Mark Cockrell, and Aaron Butler enjoy a bevy of funny, thought-provoking, inspiring, enraging and just plain weird news stories from the last week.</description>
								<link>http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/?p=episode&amp;name=2012-05-12_periodic_table_23__its_hard_to_catch_a_rooster.mp3</link>
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								<itunes:duration>85:18</itunes:duration>
									<author>mark@thetightwadtech.com (Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible)</author>
									<itunes:author>Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible</itunes:author>
									<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
									<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 12:17:59 -0500</pubDate>
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								<title>Periodic Table #22 - How Do You Spell Douche?</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>This week, Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel, Chuck Jolley, Corey Knapp and Gordon Lee discuss a series of news stories from around the globe featuring a renegade dentist, drunken babysitters, a black market hero, and more! Plus an updage on the Mullets!</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[ This week, Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel, Chuck Jolley, Corey Knapp and Gordon Lee discuss a series of news stories from around the globe featuring a renegade dentist, drunken babysitters, a black market hero, and more! Plus an updage on the Mullets! ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>This week, Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel, Chuck Jolley, Corey Knapp and Gordon Lee discuss a series of news stories from around the globe featuring a renegade dentist, drunken babysitters, a black market hero, and more! Plus an updage on the Mullets!</description>
								<link>http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/?p=episode&amp;name=2012-05-05_periodic_table_22__how_do_you_spell_douche.mp3</link>
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								<itunes:duration>92:18</itunes:duration>
									<author>mark@thetightwadtech.com (Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible)</author>
									<itunes:author>Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible</itunes:author>
									<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
									<pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 13:05:54 -0500</pubDate>
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								<title>Periodic Table #21 - It's Not Our Gay Porn</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>This week, Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel, Chuck Jolley and Corey Knapp cover another Florida-heavy spate of news stories which should prove instructive to anyone planning a career in the fast food industry.</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[ This week, Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel, Chuck Jolley and Corey Knapp cover another Florida-heavy spate of news stories which should prove instructive to anyone planning a career in the fast food industry. ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>This week, Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel, Chuck Jolley and Corey Knapp cover another Florida-heavy spate of news stories which should prove instructive to anyone planning a career in the fast food industry.</description>
								<link>http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/?p=episode&amp;name=2012-04-28_periodic_table__21__its_not_our_gay_porn.mp3</link>
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								<itunes:duration>68:54</itunes:duration>
									<author>mark@thetightwadtech.com (Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible)</author>
									<itunes:author>Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible</itunes:author>
									<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
									<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2012 19:12:44 -0500</pubDate>
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								<title>Periodic Table #20 - Those Bags Are Pretty Small</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>This week, Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel, Aaron Butler and Corey Knapp weave through news stories about a courtroom marriage proposal, a drug-dealer's huge package, a very unwelcome Easter prize, and of course Kate Winslet's titanic breasts.</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[ This week, Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel, Aaron Butler and Corey Knapp weave through news stories about a courtroom marriage proposal, a drug-dealer's huge package, a very unwelcome Easter prize, and of course Kate Winslet's titanic breasts. ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>This week, Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel, Aaron Butler and Corey Knapp weave through news stories about a courtroom marriage proposal, a drug-dealer's huge package, a very unwelcome Easter prize, and of course Kate Winslet's titanic breasts.</description>
								<link>http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/?p=episode&amp;name=2012-04-14_periodic_table_20__those_bags_are_pretty_small.mp3</link>
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								<itunes:duration>71:20</itunes:duration>
									<author>mark@thetightwadtech.com (Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible)</author>
									<itunes:author>Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible</itunes:author>
									<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
									<pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2012 11:29:33 -0500</pubDate>
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								<title>Periodic Table #19 - Next Year He'll Do Ironman Two</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>This week, Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel, Jim Beason and Chuck Jolley come together to talk about NBC's bungling go the Trayvon Martin 911 tapes, a serial parking-lot-pooper, difficult Australian accents, sombrero-clad madmen and more!</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[ This week, Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel, Jim Beason and Chuck Jolley come together to talk about NBC's bungling go the Trayvon Martin 911 tapes, a serial parking-lot-pooper, difficult Australian accents, sombrero-clad madmen and more! ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>This week, Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel, Jim Beason and Chuck Jolley come together to talk about NBC's bungling go the Trayvon Martin 911 tapes, a serial parking-lot-pooper, difficult Australian accents, sombrero-clad madmen and more!</description>
								<link>http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/?p=episode&amp;name=2012-04-07_periodic_table_19__next_year_hell_do_iron_man_two.mp3</link>
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								<itunes:duration>82:26</itunes:duration>
									<author>mark@thetightwadtech.com (Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible)</author>
									<itunes:author>Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible</itunes:author>
									<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
									<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2012 15:13:54 -0500</pubDate>
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								<title>Periodic Table #18 - Fart-Free Beef</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>This week, Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel, Jim Beason and Chuck Jolley come together to talk about cancerous lizards, fartless cows, giant sausages, and of course, Amish terrorist.  You won't want to miss this one!</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[ This week, Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel, Jim Beason and Chuck Jolley come together to talk about cancerous lizards, fartless cows, giant sausages, and of course, Amish terrorist.  You won't want to miss this one! ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>This week, Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel, Jim Beason and Chuck Jolley come together to talk about cancerous lizards, fartless cows, giant sausages, and of course, Amish terrorist.  You won't want to miss this one!</description>
								<link>http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/?p=episode&amp;name=2012-03-31_periodic_table__18__fartfree_beef.mp3</link>
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								<itunes:duration>74:30</itunes:duration>
									<author>mark@thetightwadtech.com (Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible)</author>
									<itunes:author>Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible</itunes:author>
									<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
									<pubDate>Fri, 30 Mar 2012 17:38:33 -0500</pubDate>
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								<title>Periodic Table #17 - I'm So Mad I Could Choke a Goat!</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>This week, Mark Cockrell, Aaron Butler, Kristy Vincent and special guest Jim Beason cover a rage of topics from the sublime to the absurd- and have a really good time doing it.  Listen in and join the fun!</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[ This week, Mark Cockrell, Aaron Butler, Kristy Vincent and special guest Jim Beason cover a rage of topics from the sublime to the absurd- and have a really good time doing it.  Listen in and join the fun! ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>This week, Mark Cockrell, Aaron Butler, Kristy Vincent and special guest Jim Beason cover a rage of topics from the sublime to the absurd- and have a really good time doing it.  Listen in and join the fun!</description>
								<link>http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/?p=episode&amp;name=2012-03-24_periodic_table_17__im_so_mad_i_could_choke_a_goat.mp3</link>
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								<guid>http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/?p=episode&amp;name=2012-03-24_periodic_table_17__im_so_mad_i_could_choke_a_goat.mp3</guid>
								<itunes:duration>67:40</itunes:duration>
									<author>mark@thetightwadtech.com (Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible)</author>
									<itunes:author>Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible</itunes:author>
									<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
									<pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2012 21:44:13 -0500</pubDate>
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								<title>Periodic Table #16 - It's the Perfect Place to Start a Cult!</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>This week, Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel and Aaron Butler are joined by &quot;Professor&quot; James Messer for an oddly Florida-centric discussion covering Amish drinking parties, spontaneous taco sauce wrestling, anti-dying laws,and municipal toilet paper shortages.</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[ This week, Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel and Aaron Butler are joined by &quot;Professor&quot; James Messer for an oddly Florida-centric discussion covering Amish drinking parties, spontaneous taco sauce wrestling, anti-dying laws,and municipal toilet paper shortages. ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>This week, Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel and Aaron Butler are joined by &quot;Professor&quot; James Messer for an oddly Florida-centric discussion covering Amish drinking parties, spontaneous taco sauce wrestling, anti-dying laws,and municipal toilet paper shortages.</description>
								<link>http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/?p=episode&amp;name=2012-03-17_periodic_table_16__its_the_perfect_place_to_start_a_cult.mp3</link>
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								<guid>http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/?p=episode&amp;name=2012-03-17_periodic_table_16__its_the_perfect_place_to_start_a_cult.mp3</guid>
								<itunes:duration>88:25</itunes:duration>
									<author>mark@thetightwadtech.com (Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible)</author>
									<itunes:author>Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible</itunes:author>
									<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
									<pubDate>Fri, 16 Mar 2012 22:25:12 -0500</pubDate>
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								<title>Periodic Table #15 - Can I Borrow Your Pitbull?</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>In a more docile than usual episode, Mark Cockrell and Aaron Butler have a dialog covering medical ethics, dancing robots, running from zombies, and of course, porn.  It woun't be an episode of The Periodic Table without porn.</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[ In a more docile than usual episode, Mark Cockrell and Aaron Butler have a dialog covering medical ethics, dancing robots, running from zombies, and of course, porn.  It woun't be an episode of The Periodic Table without porn. ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>In a more docile than usual episode, Mark Cockrell and Aaron Butler have a dialog covering medical ethics, dancing robots, running from zombies, and of course, porn.  It woun't be an episode of The Periodic Table without porn.</description>
								<link>http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/?p=episode&amp;name=2012-03-10_periodic_table_15__can_i_borrow_your_pitbull.mp3</link>
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								<guid>http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/?p=episode&amp;name=2012-03-10_periodic_table_15__can_i_borrow_your_pitbull.mp3</guid>
								<itunes:duration>69:48</itunes:duration>
									<author>mark@thetightwadtech.com (Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible)</author>
									<itunes:author>Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible</itunes:author>
									<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
									<pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2012 12:57:07 -0600</pubDate>
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								<title>Periodic Table #14 - It's Sofa King Low!</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel, Aaron Butler and Chris Neves engage in another wide-ranging discussion about everything from Holocaust deniers, to zombie grandmas, to &quot;butt pumping parties&quot; and more!</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[ Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel, Aaron Butler and Chris Neves engage in another wide-ranging discussion about everything from Holocaust deniers, to zombie grandmas, to &quot;butt pumping parties&quot; and more! ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel, Aaron Butler and Chris Neves engage in another wide-ranging discussion about everything from Holocaust deniers, to zombie grandmas, to &quot;butt pumping parties&quot; and more!</description>
								<link>http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/?p=episode&amp;name=2012-03-03_periodic_table_14__its_sofa_king_low__edited1.mp3</link>
								<enclosure url="http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/media/2012-03-03_periodic_table_14__its_sofa_king_low__edited1.mp3" length="76154557" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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								<itunes:duration>79:16</itunes:duration>
									<author>mark@thetightwadtech.com (Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible)</author>
									<itunes:author>Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible</itunes:author>
									<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
									<pubDate>Fri, 02 Mar 2012 10:50:09 -0600</pubDate>
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								<title>Periodic Table #14 - It's Sofa King Low!</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel, Aaron Butler and Chris Neves engage in another wide-ranging discussion about everything from Holocaust deniers, to zombie grandmas, to &quot;butt pumping parties&quot; and more!</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[ Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel, Aaron Butler and Chris Neves engage in another wide-ranging discussion about everything from Holocaust deniers, to zombie grandmas, to &quot;butt pumping parties&quot; and more! ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel, Aaron Butler and Chris Neves engage in another wide-ranging discussion about everything from Holocaust deniers, to zombie grandmas, to &quot;butt pumping parties&quot; and more!</description>
								<link>http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/?p=episode&amp;name=2012-03-03_periodic_table_14__its_sofa_king_low__edited.mp3</link>
								<enclosure url="http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/media/2012-03-03_periodic_table_14__its_sofa_king_low__edited.mp3" length="76154557" type="audio/mpeg"/>
								<guid>http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/?p=episode&amp;name=2012-03-03_periodic_table_14__its_sofa_king_low__edited.mp3</guid>
								<itunes:duration>79:16</itunes:duration>
									<author>mark@thetightwadtech.com (Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible)</author>
									<itunes:author>Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible</itunes:author>
									<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
									<pubDate>Fri, 02 Mar 2012 10:46:57 -0600</pubDate>
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								<title>Periodic Table #13 - What I Just Did Was Reward Stupidity</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>Mark Cockrell, Eric Fay, Aaron Butler and John Mukulski have a more serious than normal discussion this week, ranging from unions to the Mormon church to abortion and more.</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[ Mark Cockrell, Eric Fay, Aaron Butler and John Mukulski have a more serious than normal discussion this week, ranging from unions to the Mormon church to abortion and more. ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>Mark Cockrell, Eric Fay, Aaron Butler and John Mukulski have a more serious than normal discussion this week, ranging from unions to the Mormon church to abortion and more.</description>
								<link>http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/?p=episode&amp;name=2012-02-25_periodic_table_13__what_i_just_did_was_reward_stupidity.mp3</link>
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								<guid>http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/?p=episode&amp;name=2012-02-25_periodic_table_13__what_i_just_did_was_reward_stupidity.mp3</guid>
								<itunes:duration>89:08</itunes:duration>
									<author>mark@thetightwadtech.com (Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible)</author>
									<itunes:author>Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible</itunes:author>
									<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
									<pubDate>Fri, 24 Feb 2012 20:27:08 -0600</pubDate>
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								<title>Periodic Table #12 - You Have Cancer, She Has Crow's Feet</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>Mark Cockrell, Eric Fay, Aaron Butler and Chris Neves discuss whether porn can be copyrighted, the corruption of the American pharmaceutical industry, stupid people running Homeland Security, women in the military, and much, much more!</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[ Mark Cockrell, Eric Fay, Aaron Butler and Chris Neves discuss whether porn can be copyrighted, the corruption of the American pharmaceutical industry, stupid people running Homeland Security, women in the military, and much, much more! ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>Mark Cockrell, Eric Fay, Aaron Butler and Chris Neves discuss whether porn can be copyrighted, the corruption of the American pharmaceutical industry, stupid people running Homeland Security, women in the military, and much, much more!</description>
								<link>http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/?p=episode&amp;name=2012-02-18_periodic_table_12__you_have_cancer_she_has_crows_feet.mp3</link>
								<enclosure url="http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/media/2012-02-18_periodic_table_12__you_have_cancer_she_has_crows_feet.mp3" length="80804393" type="audio/mpeg"/>
								<guid>http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/?p=episode&amp;name=2012-02-18_periodic_table_12__you_have_cancer_she_has_crows_feet.mp3</guid>
								<itunes:duration>84:07</itunes:duration>
									<author>mark@thetightwadtech.com (Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible)</author>
									<itunes:author>Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible</itunes:author>
									<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
									<pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2012 22:11:48 -0600</pubDate>
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								<title>Periodic Table #11 - Madonna's Red Apple Sale</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel, Aaron Butler and Chris Neves discuss the Superbowl, Demi Moore, Facebook's impending IPO, attempted murder and more this week on the Periodic Table</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[ Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel, Aaron Butler and Chris Neves discuss the Superbowl, Demi Moore, Facebook's impending IPO, attempted murder and more this week on the Periodic Table ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel, Aaron Butler and Chris Neves discuss the Superbowl, Demi Moore, Facebook's impending IPO, attempted murder and more this week on the Periodic Table</description>
								<link>http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/?p=episode&amp;name=2012-02-04_periodic_table_11__madonnas_red_apple_sale.mp3</link>
								<enclosure url="http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/media/2012-02-04_periodic_table_11__madonnas_red_apple_sale.mp3" length="78260676" type="audio/mpeg"/>
								<guid>http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/?p=episode&amp;name=2012-02-04_periodic_table_11__madonnas_red_apple_sale.mp3</guid>
								<itunes:duration>81:28</itunes:duration>
									<author>mark@thetightwadtech.com (Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible)</author>
									<itunes:author>Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible</itunes:author>
									<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
									<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 18:52:19 -0600</pubDate>
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								<title>Periodic Table #10 - I Was Doing Research for the Show!</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel, Eric Fay, and Seth Anderson take a look and some of this weeks weirdest and funniest news stories,  and of course, get a quick update on the Amish 12.</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[ Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel, Eric Fay, and Seth Anderson take a look and some of this weeks weirdest and funniest news stories,  and of course, get a quick update on the Amish 12. ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel, Eric Fay, and Seth Anderson take a look and some of this weeks weirdest and funniest news stories,  and of course, get a quick update on the Amish 12.</description>
								<link>http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/?p=episode&amp;name=2012-01-28_periodic_table_10__i_was_doing_research_for_the_show.mp3</link>
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								<guid>http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/?p=episode&amp;name=2012-01-28_periodic_table_10__i_was_doing_research_for_the_show.mp3</guid>
								<itunes:duration>63:04</itunes:duration>
									<author>mark@thetightwadtech.com (Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible)</author>
									<itunes:author>Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible</itunes:author>
									<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
									<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 22:31:05 -0600</pubDate>
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								<title>Periodic Table #9 - But I'm Certainly an Enthusiast</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel, John Mikulski, and Aaron Butler get together this week to talk about SERIOUS fast-food cravings, SOPA, knowing when to abandon ship, boob-loving NFL fans and more!</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[ Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel, John Mikulski, and Aaron Butler get together this week to talk about SERIOUS fast-food cravings, SOPA, knowing when to abandon ship, boob-loving NFL fans and more! ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel, John Mikulski, and Aaron Butler get together this week to talk about SERIOUS fast-food cravings, SOPA, knowing when to abandon ship, boob-loving NFL fans and more!</description>
								<link>http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/?p=episode&amp;name=2012-01-21_periodic_table_9__but_im_certainly_an_enthusiast.mp3</link>
								<enclosure url="http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/media/2012-01-21_periodic_table_9__but_im_certainly_an_enthusiast.mp3" length="71118169" type="audio/mpeg"/>
								<guid>http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/?p=episode&amp;name=2012-01-21_periodic_table_9__but_im_certainly_an_enthusiast.mp3</guid>
								<itunes:duration>74:01</itunes:duration>
									<author>mark@thetightwadtech.com (Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible)</author>
									<itunes:author>Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible</itunes:author>
									<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
									<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 19:37:21 -0600</pubDate>
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								<title>I'm Ashamed to be On This Show</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel, Eric Fay, Aaron Butler and Seth Anderson cover all the bases in this week's show: Politics? Check.  Racism?  Check.  Drug Use?  Check.  Male Genitalia?  Check?  Rogue Amish?  Of course!</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[ Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel, Eric Fay, Aaron Butler and Seth Anderson cover all the bases in this week's show: Politics? Check.  Racism?  Check.  Drug Use?  Check.  Male Genitalia?  Check?  Rogue Amish?  Of course! ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel, Eric Fay, Aaron Butler and Seth Anderson cover all the bases in this week's show: Politics? Check.  Racism?  Check.  Drug Use?  Check.  Male Genitalia?  Check?  Rogue Amish?  Of course!</description>
								<link>http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/?p=episode&amp;name=2012-01-14_periodic_table_8__im_ashamed_to_be_on_this_show.mp3</link>
								<enclosure url="http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/media/2012-01-14_periodic_table_8__im_ashamed_to_be_on_this_show.mp3" length="70556468" type="audio/mpeg"/>
								<guid>http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/?p=episode&amp;name=2012-01-14_periodic_table_8__im_ashamed_to_be_on_this_show.mp3</guid>
								<itunes:duration>73:26</itunes:duration>
									<author>mark@thetightwadtech.com (Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible)</author>
									<itunes:author>Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible</itunes:author>
									<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
									<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 19:23:34 -0600</pubDate>
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								<title>Periodic Table #7 - I cAn HaZ eLeCtRoCuTiOn?</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>Mark Cockrell, John Mikulski and Brian Brugger cover racism, welfare reform, the U.S. patents system, and of course, electrocuting kittens.</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[ Mark Cockrell, John Mikulski and Brian Brugger cover racism, welfare reform, the U.S. patents system, and of course, electrocuting kittens. ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>Mark Cockrell, John Mikulski and Brian Brugger cover racism, welfare reform, the U.S. patents system, and of course, electrocuting kittens.</description>
								<link>http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/?p=episode&amp;name=2012-01-07_periodic_table_7__i_can_haz_electrocution.mp3</link>
								<enclosure url="http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/media/2012-01-07_periodic_table_7__i_can_haz_electrocution.mp3" length="69136187" type="audio/mpeg"/>
								<guid>http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/?p=episode&amp;name=2012-01-07_periodic_table_7__i_can_haz_electrocution.mp3</guid>
								<itunes:duration>71:57</itunes:duration>
									<author>mark@thetightwadtech.com (Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible)</author>
									<itunes:author>Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible</itunes:author>
									<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
									<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 20:03:46 -0600</pubDate>
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								<title>Periodic Table #6 - We Can't Get Off the Pot</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel, Aaron Butler, Eric Fay, and Zach Hill get together in the waning hours of 2011 to discuss politics, technology, sports, and of course, marijuana.</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[ Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel, Aaron Butler, Eric Fay, and Zach Hill get together in the waning hours of 2011 to discuss politics, technology, sports, and of course, marijuana. ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel, Aaron Butler, Eric Fay, and Zach Hill get together in the waning hours of 2011 to discuss politics, technology, sports, and of course, marijuana.</description>
								<link>http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/?p=episode&amp;name=2011-12-31_periodic_table_6__we_cant_get_off_the_pot.mp3</link>
								<enclosure url="http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/media/2011-12-31_periodic_table_6__we_cant_get_off_the_pot.mp3" length="96491231" type="audio/mpeg"/>
								<guid>http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/?p=episode&amp;name=2011-12-31_periodic_table_6__we_cant_get_off_the_pot.mp3</guid>
								<itunes:duration>100:27</itunes:duration>
									<author>mark@thetightwadtech.com (Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible)</author>
									<itunes:author>Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible</itunes:author>
									<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
									<pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2011 13:01:41 -0600</pubDate>
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								<title>Merry Christmas</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>Merry Christmas from Element Opie Productions</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[ Merry Christmas from Element Opie Productions ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>Merry Christmas from Element Opie Productions</description>
								<link>http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/?p=episode&amp;name=merry_christmas_2011.mp3</link>
								<enclosure url="http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/media/merry_christmas_2011.mp3" length="1185195" type="audio/mpeg"/>
								<guid>http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/?p=episode&amp;name=merry_christmas_2011.mp3</guid>
								<itunes:duration>1:12</itunes:duration>
									<author>mark@thetightwadtech.com (Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible)</author>
									<itunes:author>Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible</itunes:author>
									<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
									<pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2011 19:10:26 -0600</pubDate>
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								<title>Periodic Table #5 - Butt Mints, Crotch Nuts, &amp; Crack Crack</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>This week Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel, Seth Anderson, John Mikulski and Aaron Butler have a somewhat bizarre conversation covering everything from 80's movies, to tech-savvy nuns, to brain-eating amoeba.</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[ This week Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel, Seth Anderson, John Mikulski and Aaron Butler have a somewhat bizarre conversation covering everything from 80's movies, to tech-savvy nuns, to brain-eating amoeba. ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>This week Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel, Seth Anderson, John Mikulski and Aaron Butler have a somewhat bizarre conversation covering everything from 80's movies, to tech-savvy nuns, to brain-eating amoeba.</description>
								<link>http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/?p=episode&amp;name=2011-12-24_periodic_table_5__butt_mints_crotch_nuts__crack_crack.mp3</link>
								<enclosure url="http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/media/2011-12-24_periodic_table_5__butt_mints_crotch_nuts__crack_crack.mp3" length="62663749" type="audio/mpeg"/>
								<guid>http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/?p=episode&amp;name=2011-12-24_periodic_table_5__butt_mints_crotch_nuts__crack_crack.mp3</guid>
								<itunes:duration>65:13</itunes:duration>
									<author>mark@thetightwadtech.com (Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible)</author>
									<itunes:author>Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible</itunes:author>
									<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
									<pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2011 11:39:20 -0600</pubDate>
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								<title>Periodic Table #4 - The Insane Asylum</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>This week Mark Cockrell, Eric Fay, Seth Anderson, John Mikulski, and Aaron Butler discuss everything from upcoming comic book movies, to U.S. tax laws, to how the recession affects drug dealers.</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[ This week Mark Cockrell, Eric Fay, Seth Anderson, John Mikulski, and Aaron Butler discuss everything from upcoming comic book movies, to U.S. tax laws, to how the recession affects drug dealers. ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>This week Mark Cockrell, Eric Fay, Seth Anderson, John Mikulski, and Aaron Butler discuss everything from upcoming comic book movies, to U.S. tax laws, to how the recession affects drug dealers.</description>
								<link>http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/?p=episode&amp;name=2011-12-17_periodic_table_4__the_insane_asylum.mp3</link>
								<enclosure url="http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/media/2011-12-17_periodic_table_4__the_insane_asylum.mp3" length="81685861" type="audio/mpeg"/>
								<guid>http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/?p=episode&amp;name=2011-12-17_periodic_table_4__the_insane_asylum.mp3</guid>
								<itunes:duration>85:02</itunes:duration>
									<author>mark@thetightwadtech.com (Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible)</author>
									<itunes:author>Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible</itunes:author>
									<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
									<pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2011 16:36:35 -0600</pubDate>
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								<title>Periodic Table #3 - Lock Your Doors or the Amish Will Get You</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>This week Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kible, Zach Hill and Seth Anderson discuss Thanksgiving, baseball, football, a not-so-Amish-Paradise and more!</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[ This week Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kible, Zach Hill and Seth Anderson discuss Thanksgiving, baseball, football, a not-so-Amish-Paradise and more! ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>This week Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kible, Zach Hill and Seth Anderson discuss Thanksgiving, baseball, football, a not-so-Amish-Paradise and more!</description>
								<link>http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/?p=episode&amp;name=2011-11-28_periodic_table_3__lock_your_doors_or_the_amish_will_get_you.mp3</link>
								<enclosure url="http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/media/2011-11-28_periodic_table_3__lock_your_doors_or_the_amish_will_get_you.mp3" length="68085905" type="audio/mpeg"/>
								<guid>http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/?p=episode&amp;name=2011-11-28_periodic_table_3__lock_your_doors_or_the_amish_will_get_you.mp3</guid>
								<itunes:duration>70:52</itunes:duration>
									<author>mark@thetightwadtech.com (Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible)</author>
									<itunes:author>Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible</itunes:author>
									<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
									<pubDate>Sat, 26 Nov 2011 21:36:25 -0600</pubDate>
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								<title>Periodic Table #2 - You Callin' Me Immature?</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>This week Mark Cockrell, Eric Fay, Aaron Butler and Chris Neves cover turkey cooking tips, comic books, gun control and more!</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[ This week Mark Cockrell, Eric Fay, Aaron Butler and Chris Neves cover turkey cooking tips, comic books, gun control and more! ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>This week Mark Cockrell, Eric Fay, Aaron Butler and Chris Neves cover turkey cooking tips, comic books, gun control and more!</description>
								<link>http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/?p=episode&amp;name=2011-11-21_periodic_table_2__you_callin_me_immature.mp3</link>
								<enclosure url="http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/media/2011-11-21_periodic_table_2__you_callin_me_immature.mp3" length="89174416" type="audio/mpeg"/>
								<guid>http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/?p=episode&amp;name=2011-11-21_periodic_table_2__you_callin_me_immature.mp3</guid>
								<itunes:duration>92:50</itunes:duration>
									<author>mark@thetightwadtech.com (Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible)</author>
									<itunes:author>Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible</itunes:author>
									<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
									<pubDate>Sat, 19 Nov 2011 22:02:33 -0600</pubDate>
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								<title>Periodic Table #1 - It's All Downhill From Here</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>In our first episode of The Periodic Table Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel, Zach Hill and Eric Fay take on the Penn State scandal, the Occupy Wallstreet movement, Boxing vs UFC, the McRib and more!</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[ In our first episode of The Periodic Table Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel, Zach Hill and Eric Fay take on the Penn State scandal, the Occupy Wallstreet movement, Boxing vs UFC, the McRib and more! ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>In our first episode of The Periodic Table Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel, Zach Hill and Eric Fay take on the Penn State scandal, the Occupy Wallstreet movement, Boxing vs UFC, the McRib and more!</description>
								<link>http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/?p=episode&amp;name=2011-11-14_periodic_table_1__its_all_downhill_from_here.mp3</link>
								<enclosure url="http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/media/2011-11-14_periodic_table_1__its_all_downhill_from_here.mp3" length="79534187" type="audio/mpeg"/>
								<guid>http://elementopie.com/feeds/periodictable/?p=episode&amp;name=2011-11-14_periodic_table_1__its_all_downhill_from_here.mp3</guid>
								<itunes:duration>82:47</itunes:duration>
									<author>mark@thetightwadtech.com (Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible)</author>
									<itunes:author>Element Opie Productions - Mark Cockrell &amp; Shawn Kible</itunes:author>
									<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
									<pubDate>Sat, 12 Nov 2011 22:30:40 -0600</pubDate>
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