Yesterday I was listening to this week's installment of The Dinner Party, a radio show from American Public Media, and the guest for this week's etiquette segment is Dave Barry. He spoke with the hosts about life in Miami and as soon as I heard it I thought of the Table. I think you'll love his reference to what Florida novelist Carl Hiaasen says: "Nothing you ever can possibly make up about south Florida will not be exceeded the next day in the Miami Herald by some actual event."
The segment starts at 32:37 and it's bound to make you guys laugh. He also has some other great comments about Miami (and Al Pacino) before they get to listener questions so you guys should probably listen to the entire segment if you can.